Here are some of his profiles:
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/jyoti-gs/34/b5/b80 << His education and experiences are 100% fake. His major listed at MIT doesn't exist. His position at Goldman Sachs also doesn't exist, and he doesn't even appear in Goldman or NYSE's employee directories.
https://twitter.com/11WStreet << Notice that half of his followers are fake.
Please continue to be careful - if you see him, please keep us updated on his whereabouts.
Jyoti - we know you are reading this, and we know you are a conman. One day, you will pay for your crimes, scams, and lies.
Jyoti Ballabh / Jyoti $GS / Jyoti NYX the conman.
This is not a naive hate thread. This is the real case of a serious and dangerous conman. Please help us find him and arrest him.
Sunday, August 3, 2014
Tuesday, April 22, 2014
This just in - Jyoti Ballabh / Jyoti NYX is now an "investment banker" at "Goldman Sachs"!
Obviously this is all a lie. Jyoti NYX doesn't actually work for Goldman Sachs. GS has a directory with all of its employees, and poor Jyoti is nowhere to be found. :D
Of course, in the extremely rare instance that, in the future, Jyoti does fool GS into hiring him, I'll be sure to contact his manager and let them know all of the people he has scammed over the years. He will be fired instantly.

Lies and more lies Jyoti. Let's see how long he can last as a con man.
Of course, in the extremely rare instance that, in the future, Jyoti does fool GS into hiring him, I'll be sure to contact his manager and let them know all of the people he has scammed over the years. He will be fired instantly.

Lies and more lies Jyoti. Let's see how long he can last as a con man.
Saturday, November 24, 2012
Jyoti Ballabh the conman - short update
Jyoti Ballabh is as fake as ever.
Personal hedge fund my ass.
It's launching in 2017 eh? I have classmates setting up hedge funds in a month and it's taking you 5 years to set yours up - you clearly haven't done your research.
See, even in the narrowest chance that you're being honest (0.000%), that's still not a very impressive accomplishment.
Why is Jyoti Ballabh a failure?
Success is not about what you SAY - it's about what you DO. So saying all of this isn't going to impress anyone except for all of your fake "Jyoti's hoes" hot-chick personalities and pretend-girlfriends.
Why is Jyoti Ballabh a failure?
Because he lies. His whole identity is a lie. From his jobs to his education to his experiences to his friends. It's all a lie. He does not appear in MIT's directory. He does not appear in Goldman Sach's directory. He does not appear anywhere except for in India and on the MIT crime log for trespassing MIT campus (LOL). (See original post Jyoti Ballabh is a Fake)
Why is Jyoti Ballabh a failure?
He spends an eternity crafting fake identities of his fans. Let's take another look at one of Jyoti's biggest fake "fans" Karen Gellschaft:
1) Karen Gellschaft is NOT affiliated with MIT at all. (Neither is Jyoti Ballabh btw.) They are NOT in MIT's directories. In fact, Karen Gellschaft doesn't exist.
No posts about your own damn life?
Karen Gellschaft is either really obsessed with future-hedge-fund-failure Jyoti Ballabh, or she's a fake person created by Jyoti himself for his own inflated ego.
As an update, I reported Jyoti Ballabh to the LinkedIn admins with ample supporting evidence.
I also reported some of his fake personalities, especially the major ones who supposedly "wrote" his recommendation letters.
Friday, June 22, 2012
Nice try, Jyoti Ballabh - aka don't be stupid like him guys...
Really? Is this the best Jyoti Ballabh can do?
tl;dr Jyoti Ballabh counters the fact that he's fake by lashing out with MORE fake personas.
"Can I get your personal information so I can do malicious things and you'll have NO IDEA who did it?"
Three possibilities:
1) Either all these idiots are obsessed with Jyoti Ballabh and for some reason hate me (unlikely HA)
or
2) They are hired by Jyoti Ballabh to assassinate/blackmail me - actually pretty likely though he'd need way more money than that to catch me, which he hopefully doesn't since his job at Goldman Sachs was a complete lie - come ON Jyoti Ballabh - try harder I dare you.
or
3) They are Jyoti Ballabh himself - the MOST likely HAHAHAHA so sad it's hilarious.
So basically tim9209 (TERRIBLE USERNAME LOL) wants my personal information but is masking it behind the false fact that he "ran into him" a couple days back. I responded.
But then (and he deleted this so I pasted the copy):
"Im" "I'm" "il" what are you Jyoti Ballabh, 8? Even my 8-year-old cousins can spell better than that. I should start using "Jyoti Ballabh" to describe anyone stupid in general.
Okay, so poor tim9209 is afraid of Jyoti seeing his profile and finding out his identity right? And despite too many FACTS right in front of him, he still can't believe Jyoti Ballabh is fake.
Let's check out tim9209's profile since he's so fucking scared of Jyoti Ballabh finding out his identity:
Nope. Not a single piece of information. So why the paranoia tim9209?
Oh it looks like you've been online since June 2012? That's the same time you commented.
So clearly you created this anonymous Blogger profile to specifically comment here.
The paranoia was a method to cover up the fact that your real goal is to obtain my personal information.
Note that the Jyoti Ballabh post is the most popular post on my blog by far - by over 30 times probably LOL - which also shows you how no one really views my blog - so sad! But yeah - the views for the Jyoti Ballabh post never faded - in fact, it increased over time, which is rare for blog posts in general.
I wonder why? Two possibilities:
1) More and more people are finding out about his true identity.
2) Jyoti Ballabh found this post and is viewing it obsessively because he can't get over it and hates me to death.
Hopefully both possibilities came true LOL. I want him (and the public) to know that I know. Also, thanks for the blog hits! It's doing better than my old blog already (quite a feat given that I made quite a bit of revenue from the old blog).
Anyway, a few weeks later comes this comment:
Oh come on Jyoti Ballabh! "Ain't u scared of him, give me ur id so i can share some info about this guy you have never heard off" - That is SO 10 years ago! Remember back when we used to get all that junk spam shit in our inboxes just like this? Get with the times, Jyoti Ballabh.
And then this one was posted today, two days after the last one, from the SAME ID as the last one (the illiterate paranoid one), but this time it's written in Jyoti Ballabh's "intelligent" voice:
Sounds just like those fake recommendation letters on his LinkedIn, doesn't it? Very elaborate, too good to be true - a comparison to Mr. John Nash? The Nobel prize winner? How dare you Jyoti Ballabh - you must have such an inflated ego.
I have over 1500 friends on Facebook - I couldn't give a flying fuck if one of them defriended me, especially a loser I've never met like Jyoti Ballabh. I only noticed that Jyoti Ballabh did because I caught one of his many made-up "hoes" commenting on his wall posts.
Oh you say I need psychological help? Jyoti Ballabh counters my argument with more fake personas - all from one ID. I think I know who really needs the help.
Hope that made your day like it made mine... :D
Have a great weekend! I will post more about my travels and work soon.
Sunday, May 20, 2012
Jyoti Ballabh the FAKE (don't hire him!)
(This is a draft - will edit to look better later.)
This is a case of the fraudulent identity of Jyoti Ballabh (and possible identity theft of the dozens of women he fakes). If he did obtain a job through his fake resume, this guy need to be arrested and kicked off of MIT campus forever.
He even tricked me! (Congrats dude) I always check very closely for false identities. But this guy managed to trick not only me, I believe he tricked his current employer with a fake MIT education, if he even has one...
But the saddest part is, the only way you can fake yourself to THAT extent is if you have no friends irl.
---- Yay finals are over and I have more time! Here's the story:
This is a case of the fraudulent identity of Jyoti Ballabh (and possible identity theft of the dozens of women he fakes). If he did obtain a job through his fake resume, this guy need to be arrested and kicked off of MIT campus forever.
He even tricked me! (Congrats dude) I always check very closely for false identities. But this guy managed to trick not only me, I believe he tricked his current employer with a fake MIT education, if he even has one...
But the saddest part is, the only way you can fake yourself to THAT extent is if you have no friends irl.
---- Yay finals are over and I have more time! Here's the story:
So this guy named Jyoti Ballabh adds me on Facebook and seems like a very impressive guy. An MIT education, impressive resume, followers on Twitter, many connections and even a few recommendation letters on LinkedIn. His posts and tweets are mostly insightful news items related to MIT, finance, and technology. He's attended events hosted by MIT, posing as a student. His insight into the financial world is impressive. Yay pics!
At first glance, this guy is purely awesome.
Jyoti's LinkedIn looks impressive, doesn't it?
Wow, he must be a total genius! It says he's a pioneer in MATLAB, a polyglot, etc. That people have been waiting for so long to finally write a recommendation letter for him:
Take a look at all the networks he's in. You are so cool, Jyoti Ballabh! (NOT)
LOL well here's my breakdown of it:
Jyoti on MIT's campus with my boyfriend's advisor! Who the hell wears an MIT T-shirt to a professional conference is beyond me.
I'm usually very aware of fake personas, but he was pretty damn convincing AT FIRST GLANCE with his knowledge, vast number of connections, and attendance at campus events. But it gets better - he's faking most likely dozens of personas (including a girlfriend lol) and used "them" to write recommendation letters for him.
First let's take a look at Karen Gellschaft:
These ones made me LUL:
Fake GF much? I sure hope that Jyoti Ballabh's interviews weren't real - He definitely used his fake resume to impress them. This guy should get arrested.
Before we take a look at Mark Shaughnessy (the other person who wrote a recommendation letter for Jyoti Ballabh), let's check out Dawn Litchfield, the "Business Analyst" at Goldman Sachs:
Okay one last person before we get to Mark Shaughnessy - check out the "cart girl" Ellen H. Smith:
I'm guessing Ellen's 2 connections are Jyoti Ballabh the great and another of his fake girls, probably Karen Gellschaft or Dawn Litchfield.
Behold Mark Shaughnessy - pretty convincing, huh?
...
(In case anyone's curious..) So here's how I finally found out: I was about to comment on one of Jyoti Ballabh's insightful Facebook posts when I noticed that this gorgeous girl commented too - I clicked on her profile and was blown away by her work experience and school.
But something just didn't seem right - her photo was slightly suggestive and sliiightly unusual for a person with a higher education and work experience. I reverse-image-searched her photo and found out that those pics belonged to a totally different person! So I called her out on Facebook for it, without knowing that it's Jyoti Ballabh behind all this, until Jyoti Ballabh defriended me.
Bam. Red flags. Something was clearly not right.
But something just didn't seem right - her photo was slightly suggestive and sliiightly unusual for a person with a higher education and work experience. I reverse-image-searched her photo and found out that those pics belonged to a totally different person! So I called her out on Facebook for it, without knowing that it's Jyoti Ballabh behind all this, until Jyoti Ballabh defriended me.
Bam. Red flags. Something was clearly not right.
I Googled him and found out that Jyoti Ballabh is NOT in the MIT directory. Jyoti Ballabh's Tweets are re-Tweeted by many - his many hot-chick personas.
Those fake girls (let's call them Jyoti's Hoes) have super detailed LinkedIn and Facebook accounts! Many of them "worked" at Goldman Sachs, but their position names don't exist at GS. They wrote him elaborate recommendation letters calling him a genius, the brightest mind to ever step into MIT, etc. The many girls he fakes are ever so peculiar - most have Ivy League educations, work on Wall Street, and look gorgeous. They don't communicate with each other it seems. They all have many networks - but one network in common: a university in France:
I'm not even going to bother posting screenshots of his dozens of fake girl supporters. Go check them out for yourself.
First is a look at Jyoti Ballabh's tweets - some are quite insightful actually.
Those fake girls (let's call them Jyoti's Hoes) have super detailed LinkedIn and Facebook accounts! Many of them "worked" at Goldman Sachs, but their position names don't exist at GS. They wrote him elaborate recommendation letters calling him a genius, the brightest mind to ever step into MIT, etc. The many girls he fakes are ever so peculiar - most have Ivy League educations, work on Wall Street, and look gorgeous. They don't communicate with each other it seems. They all have many networks - but one network in common: a university in France:
I'm not even going to bother posting screenshots of his dozens of fake girl supporters. Go check them out for yourself.
...
Jyoti Ballabh was charged on my school's campus for trespassing. Not sure what to think of that - it seems like he's a bit obsessed, convincing himself that he really goes to MIT. I'm not sure if Jyoti Ballabh's actually employed on Wall Street, but if it's the truth, then he definitely used a fraudulent identity to obtain it. He claims to have worked at Goldman Sachs a while ago, but I am 100% certain that he didn't (he wasn't in the GS directory or the MIT directory lol).
Okay so how does this relate to me?
Are you fucking kidding me this relates to me in so many ways it's sad! We're competing in the same industry, and his job could've been one of my classmates' or even mine! Also, he's clearly all over MIT campus and going to events hosted my friend's advisor - these are MIT-only events for a really good reason. We pay $50,000 to go to these events and classes and he just gets it free? I posted this on Reddit - BAD MISTAKE - the two commentors were like "it doesn't relate to you, let him be." Are you kidding me? This is a CRIME. I don't care if he's poor or not as privileged because I grew up on food stamps and made it through determination and HONESTY. There are <6 degrees in this world; if you think his actions don't affect me, you clearly didn't read my post. I don't give a flying fuck if I have to spend time telling his story to the world, because I'm doing what's right to me. (I'd like to think that frauds like him are a part of the reason why Wall Street firms struggle so much.) :D
Are you fucking kidding me this relates to me in so many ways it's sad! We're competing in the same industry, and his job could've been one of my classmates' or even mine! Also, he's clearly all over MIT campus and going to events hosted my friend's advisor - these are MIT-only events for a really good reason. We pay $50,000 to go to these events and classes and he just gets it free? I posted this on Reddit - BAD MISTAKE - the two commentors were like "it doesn't relate to you, let him be." Are you kidding me? This is a CRIME. I don't care if he's poor or not as privileged because I grew up on food stamps and made it through determination and HONESTY. There are <6 degrees in this world; if you think his actions don't affect me, you clearly didn't read my post. I don't give a flying fuck if I have to spend time telling his story to the world, because I'm doing what's right to me. (I'd like to think that frauds like him are a part of the reason why Wall Street firms struggle so much.) :D
...
I'm really sorry this is such an elaborate post, but I don't want people like him walking around campus and faking his way to Wall Street. Am I being too harsh on the poor guy? Keep in mind that he may have used a fake resume to obtain a really good job (not sure of the job is real though). Should I take any action or go back to partying?
I have more screenshots if it's appropriate.
tl;dr Found out a guy is pretending to go to MIT, has the most elaborate online profile ever, is faking dozens of hot girls with elaborate online profiles as well (including a fake girlfriend lol), made "them" write recommendation letters for him, and might've faked his way to Wall Street.
Edit: Perhaps it's similar to this story: http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2010/5/17/wheeler-harvard-wheelers-applications/
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